Funny Quotes

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it
Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps,
which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store.
On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or
testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be
getting out of control. - Jack Handey
or
"If you love her, let her go. If she doesn't come back, she's probably with my brother.." Sabin FF6
or
When asked why he would help Terra Branford, a girl with magical powers: "I'll give you three reasons: First of all, your beauty has captivated me! Second...I'm dying to know if I'm your type... I guess your...abilities...would be a distant third." Edgar FF6