"I love the internet -- Now we've got all these once "gangsta" rappers telling us not to download music because it's stealing." *cough* "Sorry, I'm choking on irony."
- Some comedian.

"They caught us doing some NO parent should see their child engaged in.."
"F@#$ing?"
"No, worse."
"Butt-F@#$ing!?"
- Dante & Randal, Clerks Lost Scene.

"I work at a SH1TTY video store, I want to go to a GOOD video store so I can rent a GOOD movie!"
- Randal, Clerks.