Quote Originally Posted by Lalvarien
Get this.. Tetris, no.. seriously, Tetris is deep, In my Tetris, I was Gladunisu, the magical and eccentric mayor of Lonsu. I hid high upon the balcony every morning after I did my morning jumping jacks droping magical connected squares into the alleyway of my mansion. Every time I would gain a randomly determined amount of points, usually determined by my randomly selected member of reading club from the local library; a person would die. not just any person though, the person had to be able to breathe.. the death of this person would usually cause grief among their family and friends, then I'd rack up grief points, grief points lead to higher levels, with more deaths. the more grief I cause within my town without getting caught leads to the rainbow where I can find the mushrooms. because, the one person that can't breathe is the leprechaun, but I can't find the leprechaun without killing everyone else. once I single out the leprechaun, I force him to take me to the rainbow. there I find the mushroom, the mushroom gives me vigor in my loins, it makes me grow, and I can finally consummate with my wife, which I suspect is cheating on me. freaking deep story.. oh, and I don't proofread, or edit, so it may hurt to read anything I type. why do you think I refuse to reread what I say.. it even hurts me...
I stopped reading that at the third word. :rolleyes2

I really like the Legacy of Kain story. It gets especially complicated after Soul Reaver 2.