Richard Stands!

[Rye]

Today, the usual suck up student council type of student who usually does the announcements wasn't there to do the announcements for my school, so the principal did them instead. It was kinda scary, my principal doesn't know the pledge of alliegence. What was extra scary was that next to the microphone for the announcements IS the pledge, for the people who don't know it by now. Does this mean my principal can't read?

Anyways, he said it like... "I pledge alliegence, united states of america, richard stands, justice for all." Literally. I found the "richard stands" pretty funny, as when I was in 1st grade, I always said "richard stands" rather than "in which it stands." Did any of you do this? What kind of things did you say wrong when you were a kid? I couldn't say hospital and for some reason, when I had a stomach ache, I yelled "I HAVE A HEDDY ACHE!" which is weird.

[Venom]

I dont remember, but I cant really get over the fact that your prinicpal cant say the pledge correctly...

[Shlup]

Richard Stands...? You're insane.

I, uh... when I was a kid I though the Christian TV lady with the giant pink wigs and five layers of fake eyelashes was "Amazing Grace" 'cause she always sang that song.

[Rye]

Richard Stands...? You're insane.

I, uh... when I was a kid I though the Christian TV lady with the giant pink wigs and five layers of fake eyelashes was "Amazing Grace" 'cause she always sang that song.

When you're like, 5 or 6, Richard Stands and In Which It Stands sound very much alike. xD I can't be the only one who did that!

[Zeldy]

I just used to point and say 'Uh-duh'

[rubah]

When I was in preschool I thought the pledge promised juice (justice) and doughnuts for all.

[Blackmageboi]

Smokey bacon used to be schmaken schmaken when i was young.

[nik0tine]

I've always been far too punk rock to say the pledge.

[SammieBabe]

I can honestly say I don't remember....

[Ultima Kadaj]

im just a tiny shakey right before the "richard stands" part, so..

[Rainecloud]

Perhaps he did it on purpose in order to make you laugh.

Even snooty Principals have a sense of humour.

[Denmark]

i pledge allegiance
to queen fragg
and her something something hysteria.

I'm too lazy to go look up what the "something something" is. Points if you know where it's from though. :D

Hey, all the cool kids get to do announcements. Your announcement-person-bashing disappoints me, Jessica Rye. :(

[Winter Nights]

Your principle needs to go back to kindergarten.

And I prolly did something along those lines when I was little. Can't remember that far back.

[Rye]

Hey, all the cool kids get to do announcements. Your announcement-person-bashing disappoints me, Jessica Rye.

Do you speak truthfully, good sir?

[rubah]

The cool people say the announcements at our school.

They have to be to get elected student body president. or senior class president I DON"T KNOW.

John makes us all laugh. and cory always told us to peace out last year, and scott had weird stuff he said the year before that.