The Shumi Tribe

[Rengori]

Oh, you're here Vyk? I never noticed...

[Madame Adequate]

We ought to side with the Judges. We ought, at least, to side with them or the Turks, on a semi-permanent basis. It's too soon to go trying tp play one side against the other, we don't know the mechanisms well enough. Besides, a mutually benficial arrangement with the Judges - who after all share our values of being better than everyone else - would benefit us mutually. I am certain you will see how compelling this argument is.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

What the hell is this crap?
Do I get to stick my gat in some foo's face or wut
cuz im redy 2 git ill up in this nowutimsayn'??/

[Vyk]

We control trades with Judges and Turks. Why screw up a relationship with either of them?

Edit: And yes. I am here.

[Madame Adequate]

We control trades with Judges and Turks. Why screw up a relationship with either of them?

Edit: And yes. I am here.

Reason number one: The Judges have Rye, Psychotic, and that other guy who's cool. PiP. He's the chap who gets things done. The Turks have no such persons.

Reason number two: We should be proactive in expanding and taking over more territory and increasing our tessarect of influence.

Reason number three: I can't believe you're arguing with the avatar of Oscar Wilde.

[Rengori]

The Pimpmaster said so, so we must obey.

[Light Mage]

*waves a Shumi Tribe flag*

Yay!

[Vyk]

Pro-active, yes. But I think we must also be realistic. To expand our territory, we'll need new watchers of that terriotry. Hostile take-overs might not be in our best interest, business-wise. Besides, the Turks have already made allies, and they were bigger than us to begin with.

[Rengori]

Actually, Vyk has a point.
Vyk for Tribe Leader '05!

[Madame Adequate]

Mmm, you make fair points. We cannot, of course, take action without having post-victory plans in place and ready to go. We could not, of course, even take action in the first place without adequate plans.

I retract my sentiment for the time being.

Also, it is a good point that we might do better with business than arms.

[Rengori]

Besides, if we side with the Turks, whom already have many allies, we can take out those snooty Judges once and for all!

[Madame Adequate]

Much as that appeals to my evil side, my heroic side speaks against it.

My business side says we don't let either faction gain too much power and spend the next 50000 years perpetuating the war and then we can $$$.

We certainly can $$$!

[Rengori]

At any rate, it doesn't seem like the judges like us.
Actually, it may be the Turks. We don't have many allies.

[Madame Adequate]

I should delegate myself ambassador to the Judges and go fix their hats.

Observe, none can resist my charm!

You are callipygian. You are also refulgent. What you are not, is onanistic.

I cannot fail!

[Rengori]

No wait, it was the Turks.
And I suggest we side with the FC's.

P.S. We should take over FFCC! No one will oppose us!