The Judges

[SummonerYuna]

We do not have to kill anyone. In fact, I'd rather not.


Jail is so much more effective.

Not cost-effective, you say? Nonsense; just don't feed, water, and otherwise take care of your prisoners!

Here's an ad about the Judges' jails!

Yeah! I think we should be good people! What do ya'll say??

[Madonna]

It's been said. We aren't trolls or thugs; we are Judges. We uphold what's right, according to our own laws. Some may call us vigilantes, but a more appropriate word is "righteous".

[SummonerYuna]

YEY! I agree with this guy. We are good people, and we are the first ones that are going to make peace!

[Psychotic]

Yeah, let's make peace by killing everyone who isn't one of us!

Then there'd be peace.

[SummonerYuna]

Seriously Phy...

[Madonna]

That would bring about the aim of peace, but I think we can all prosper with a little war and more business.

One of our primary methods of gaining money is raiding other gang's hideouts for illegal substances, weapons, and imported slaves and use them for our benefit (i.e., we sell their drugs, their weapons, and welcome otherwise indentured servants/prostitutes into our ranks or under our protection).

[SummonerYuna]

Ha! Okay!

[Bowser]

I'm still here, but I'm not sure I would be a very good scribe. I don't really get a lot of chances to go online, so maybe I can be the co-scribe.

[Madonna]

More silly things concerning the insane amount of cash we have:

We offer protection. It's not that cheap "protection" you get where we don't trash your store if you don't pay up; it's been proven that Judges armed with Law Cards cut down the crime rate in any given store they stop at!

We also control the airport; while not really the "owners", we do see what goes in and out and have a say if it can or cannot. We also use it to smuggle people in or out of EoFF, as is necessary (for reinforcements or to get a guy to safety).

I wonder what other inane things I can decree.

I hope Hsu gets here soon and stops me from going on a power-binge. :|

[-N-]

Psy isn't doing much - so I suppose do whatever you want. Declare some stances or something.

[Ultima Shadow]

From now on, I'm officially the coolest guy in this gang!

Why?

Because I say so!

[Madonna]

Psy isn't the boss of me!

As for stances, I really rather leave that to Hsu. Watch me say something silly, like we're allies with the Turks. :|

[SammieBabe]

I am still investigating the death of Germ Hamee. Any assistance anyone can offer, please PM me with it ASAP.

[Madonna]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Miriel has murdered Loony BoB. The death occurred after BoB walked in on Miriel and one Sexy McAwesome. The three of them reportedly dragged a fight down the stairs into the middle of the restaurant. It was unclear what the argument began with, however there was much shouting about some kind of evil plot. Miriel shot at BoB before he could reveal any further. Del Murder allegedly was trying to calm the situation down when the firing occurred, and had flung himself into the line of fire just a second too early, falling flat on his face a moment before Miriel fired the shot. Some people say he was valiantly defending his gang member, some say he was just trying to save his own butt as he thought Sexy McAwesome was about to fire at him. Others say he tripped.

I shall dedicate part of my busy schedule into hunting down Miriel myself. I cannot allow such a crazed murderer run amok.

Also, between my own psychotic rantings, I am assisting my dear SB in the hunt for Germ's killer(s).

[Miriel]

Oh yeah? You want a piece of this Coco boy? I'll take you down, and your mama too.