EoFF: Gangs

[Vyk]

Duck! Its an exploding ghost!

Edit: Oh hey, my title is gone. I guess that means me and Rel made it out of EoFF City safe and sound.

[Shlup]

That or your bodies will be found in the river. Either way, you'll be missed.

[Rase]

Well, that was a fun one-day thing.

[Psychotic]

Well, that was a fun one-day thing.

At least you lasted a day.

[Tasura]

Two days actually. (I think)

[Rase]

At least you lasted a day.

If you'd pressed Start, you could have used my extra life.

[Loony BoB]

And so that was the end of EoFF: Gang Wars. And the survivors? Well...

• Kishi lead a clean life as a janitor at an all-girls high school.


• Vyk & Reles lived happily ever after.


• Del Snizz, Khaotic, ShlupQuack and the rest of Corneo's Gang renamed themselves to Del Snizz and his Merry Men, and continue to tour EoFF City singing Christmas carols to all it's residents. They also played tennis, crocheted, gave blessings and heightened alcohol tax by 0%


• CloudDragon was accidentally run over Del Murder & Miriel on their way to Fat Chocobos.


• The Spoony Bards didn't really do anything.


• Del Murder rebuilt Fat Chocobos and turned it into a highly successful restaurant, built in a fashion that Neel would have been proud of.


• Shauna and Tasura flew to a remote island in the Carribean where they drank martinis and laughed about how splendidly rich they were. Tasura hooked up with a beautiful girl who turned out to be a man. Shauna got ShlupQuack.


• Monkey got stood on and died.


• VampireCrono took over the world.


• Miriel was betrayed and murdered by her lover Del Murder, in retribution for all those she mercilessly slaughtered, including one Loony BoB, who turned out to be Del's long lost second cousin once removed. And thus peace was restored to EoFF City.

[Del Murder]

Happy end?

[Psychotic]

Then suddenly it turned out Psychotic wasn't really dead because he had actually sent his clone (Psychotic clones are a well-documented phenomenon, according to Lindy) to the meeting, and he moved to Hawaii and bought a walrus.

THE END.

[Loony BoB]

Happy end?

Still waiting for you to edit my post and tell me what really happened with the one member I didn't mention that survived.

[Jebus]

*starts a riot over the ending*

[Shlup]

Thanks for pairing me with a fifteen-year-old girl. Lesbian statutory rape is fun. xD

[Psychotic]

If you've already posted it then I missed it, but how exactly did you decide who was going to be a part of each gang?

[Loony BoB]

If you've already posted it then I missed it, but how exactly did you decide who was going to be a part of each gang?

Excel.

[Psychotic]

...if you post pie charts I'm going to fly up to Edinburgh and personally punch you in the face.

EDIT: On second thoughts, that sounds like a good idea regardless.