Fat Chocobos - Happy Hour: Toma's Pop half off!

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges wish good relations with you, will you respond in kind?

[Del Murder]

I've posted more funny pictures on EoFF than any other member, not to mention my pwnzing signatures and inscruitable avatar.

Yeah, but what have you done lately?

The Fat Chocobos respond in kind to everyone...with a sizable pocketbook.

[nik0tine]

Guys, I've an idea for our official mascot.

What say you?

[DJZen]

Yeah, but what have you done lately?

The Fat Chocobos respond in kind to everyone...with a sizable pocketbook.

Lately I pwnzd the Judges on TWO of their own threads, insulted various posters's tenuous grasp of the English language, responded "Heidegger" to "who's the sexiest?" polls, and made otherwise derisive comments in general.

[Dr. Casey]

I'm rather fat myself (653 pounds), and I'm very offended by the name of this group that you all thoughtlessly came up with.

[Mr. Graves]

Ehh... Wark?

[-N-]

Whoa whoa, cool your jets for a sec, folks. We ain't out to stir no trouble here.

[DJZen]

But Dr. Casey, fat people are teh secks.

[Del Murder]

Lately I pwnzd the Judges on TWO of their own threads, insulted various posters's tenuous grasp of the English language, responded "Heidegger" to "who's the sexiest?" polls, and made otherwise derisive comments in general.

You insult poster's tenuous grasp of the English language yet you use the word 'pwnzd'? Not leadership material. Though I've always liked your Heidegger gimmick.

[DJZen]

My what gimmick?

[Leeza]

Well, I miss half a day of EoFF and I come back as leader of the Fat Chocobos and I'm not even fat..or yellow...or a chocobo. Cool.

[Loony BoB]

I fully support either Leeza or Murder as leader, as I still think they are the best suited for such a job as this. I would go as far as to say Murd was made for it.

[Quina]

Mmm mmm I would like to eat fat chocobo!

[Dr. Casey]

Hey Leeza, did you know that the "chocobos" were a derogatory term for British tax collectors who had been tarred and feathered (with chicken feathers) and the creators of Final Fantasy merely ripped this off starting with the second game?

[Quina]

mmm chicken!