Fat Chocobos - Happy Hour: Toma's Pop half off!

[Del Murder]

I order a milkshake that came straight from Hell, which I'm sure you can all easily get since this gang is in cahoots with Satan!

There's a $10 off the menu charge. Is that ok?

[Agent Proto]

Why am I picked as a Fat Chocobo? I'm not really complaining, I'd rather be in the same 'gang' as some of you, but why was I selected as well? O_o

[Loony BoB]

The Judges will make no trouble in the 'bo. We do however offer security against common thieves and beggars.

We're able to handle our own affairs. We bring in your men, we bring in your problems. No way are we hiring outsiders. We're big enough.

EDIT: Proto, members were randomly picked.

[-N-]

PiP, we appreciate your peace and hope you will be able to keep true to that. We also appreciate your offerings, but we do not require such services at this time. Thanks.

(Feels weird telling BoB to be more charismatic, but be more charismatic, BoB! )

[Primus Inter Pares]

Good to hear, serve well and prosper

[DK]

Well, seeing as I'm not entirely sure what the leadership is at the Turk's 'cause eest hasn't returned yet, I'll pretend that i'm second in command and come to Fat Chocobotown to congratulate Neel on his leadership and also extend the hand of friendship and brotherhood, and a promise that anything the Chocobo's need from our part of town will be supplied as soon as possible.

[Agent Proto]

Haha, ok. Fat Chocobo I am then!

I'll protect the little people!

[-N-]

Well, seeing as I'm not entirely sure what the leadership is at the Turk's 'cause eest hasn't returned yet, I'll pretend that i'm second in command and come to Fat Chocobotown to congratulate Neel on his leadership and also extend the hand of friendship and brotherhood, and a promise that anything the Chocobo's need from our part of town will be supplied as soon as possible.

Thank you sir. Stop by for a drink sometime!

[rubah]

Hey neel, I might need to use #A_Room for a while. Just keep it on PiP's tab, plz.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I expect Hsu to pay that one.

[rubah]

He's broke from paying the $35.

[Primus Inter Pares]

You're that cheap nowadays?

[rubah]

I've always had the same rate.

And I can't control it either.

[Del Murder]

If it's a night of companionship you desire, Fat Chocobo's recommends Terra's Brothel, on the corner of Treno and 7th Sector. Mention us by name and you receive 10% off.

[Vyk]

All the hotels are in the Fat Chocobo district? Man...

Wait. You're not talking about hotels...