About a month ago I had a dream to Sasquatch led an armed military takeover of my highschool. Then he was going to kill me because I had been wrongly accused of murdering one of his men. So I found an old gun that had been left in the computer lab after an epic battle from the second world war (It was a thompson, i believe) and I shot sasquatch in the face about seven times. However, nothing happened, so I threw sasquatch on the ground and kicked him repeatedly. I beat him so badly that he turned into my shoe.