Dude! I killed myself! Twice!

EDIT:
The game begins. Both of you draw squares and you're up first.

DOROANC

Spell CAN
Spell DOOR
NO! SPELL CONDOR, YOU IDIOT! See, this is how people lose at scrabble.

EDIT: Got killed by BoB, BoB, Yams, Yams, Yams, clout, foa, Big D, rubah, BtV, Roogle before finding the end. Also checked out the deaths for Kishi and Spatvark out of curiosity.

I knew that I'd kill myself but I just couldn't resist.