Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
I only like the neutral genders.
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I only like the neutral genders.
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Owen made this sig. R.I.P.
Women aren't too hard to understand, usually... but I have about 10 who keep begging me to father their children... AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!
Oh, and I can multitask just fine. I can write poetry while singing along to a Moulin Rouge Soundtrack, while on an exercise bike.
Men cry at night, when nobody sees them. That is usually due to un-fulfilled nuctrunal erections. Yes yes.The only time Ive seen guys with a red face and in pain is when theyve had a bad curry the night before.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have IMPREGNATED them, then! Especially given the fact you claim to be gay, I suppose you were all like 'ooh, let's see what happens when we put THIS in THERE, oh haha this feels funny', and nine months later OMG LOL, babies all over with crazy sad women haunting you.but I have about 10 who keep begging me to father their children... AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!
Tragic, really.
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
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Hm. It's funny isn't it?? When a girl does stuff that boys do, the get made fun of aka when they fight hard or have muscle they get called a man, when they sleep with alot of men, yeh sure they're called whores, but when a man does that they get called playas? Then they act themselves aka girly, mysterious, etc., and they still get made fun of?? Why don't you boys leave us girls alone until you boys understand what it's like being a gash!
I didn't. They keep asking me to have sex with them so that they may have my children. I am gay, and would appreciate if you didn't treat that as a temporary or voluntary characteristic.
Woah, am I too young to read this kind of talk?
Ohh, pfft. Gay or straight, male or female, black or white, man or animal... there's only so much booty one can say no to.I am gay, and would appreciate if you didn't treat that as a temporary or voluntary characteristic.
If you have to ask, you probably are. Go back to playing your Legos. I'll join you in a bit.Woah, am I too young to read this kind of talk?
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
That's just uncalled for. There's no need to be so rude. If you disagree, then say so, but don't blow me off so discourteously.
Lust does not control humans. We control it.
*Injects you with a double 400mg dose of Humour and Silliness directly into your throat*That's just uncalled for. There's no need to be so rude. If you disagree, then say so, but don't blow me off so discourteously.
Lust does not control humans. We control it.
There. That should do the trick. Welcome to EoFF.
I don't wanna be human, then! :PLust does not control humans. We control it.
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
Give Up! Just freaking give up! If your still trying to understand them thats just sad! Men and women tend to be totally different from one another, but you know what? I couldn't be happier about that. The last thing I want to think about a girl is "She reminds me so much of a man!".
I like women. I just can't tolerate too much of the dumb stereotype's ie they like money, hulky boyfriend's, are usually shallow, and have a bad personality. Yet they seem to be pretty as smurfing hell...and you can't...for some reason...look away when you see them. Its sad really. Can't wait for the cyborg chicks to be invented.
Sometimes, women only say "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" because we're too nice to say, "You goddamn idiot, are you so smurfing retarded that you don't even notice when you're acting like a prick?"
women are the weirdest things in the world they say stupid things like: "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" andits just completely insane!
dont be sexist.
im sure they could say exactly the same thing to our gender 0_o....
and, leave blackrose (aka. mimiru's alter ego) alone.
im a manly man, only not really all the time thought. i just went shopping in dots for mokosin (sp?) boots, flares, and a shirt and purse to match, and then jump on my gba(thats nearly dead :\) as soon as i get home. i guess i really am hard to understand. i dress semi-girlish, yet i act like a guy 90% of the time :\
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
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