I couldn't fit it in the stocking.

[Gopher Gamble]

Hi! I wanted to give everyone here a Christmas/Holiday present that everyone would love. So of course the natural conclusion was a Russian mail order bride. However I'm not rich and I could only afford one. Check your local listings for when she'll be in you're area.

[Blackmageboi]

I had a russian mail order bride once, turned out she was english and then she disapeared with all my money.
oh yeah hello!*pokes with stick*:twak:teehee

[Psychotic]

Is it Yamaneko? It's Yamaneko, isn't it? I think I'll pass on this one. Kyono can have my turn.

[themagicroundabout]

I hope she looks like Stalin!

[Denmark]

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy!

[Venom]

Welcome Newbie!

[Zeldy]

Lauri can go in my stocking anytime

[themagicroundabout]

I don't think that Lauri is a Russian mail order bride, unfortunately

[Leeza]

I want everyone to note that this is a newbie thread and post as such or I'll close it.

Welcome to EoFF, Gopher Gamble. In the future, please make threads that have a topic for discussion. Thank you.

[Vyk]

Hmm... Y'know, if I wasn't already fairly smitten with somebody, that idea might be the way to go. Hard to find any appreciative girls that like nice guys. (Not impossible, just hard)

[Old Manus]

Who the hell are you (in russia <s>greeting greets YOU</s> this is a warm christmas greeting)

[Jess]

Hiyaaa.
Welcome to EOFF~

[ffxfreak93]

welcome to the depths of hell noob

[KentaRawr!]

I want everyone to note that this is a newbie thread and post as such or I'll close it.

Anyways, welcome to EoFF you newb! And you're right. It won't fit in the stocking.

[Lord Xehanort]

I hope there's a huge mistake and they send me Hayden Christensen!!!!!