We should come up with a secret coded language. Everyone with half a brain can understand what we're saying now. So from now on:

E = 3
A = 4
i = 1
S = Z
O = 0
to = 2
for = 4

N0W, N00N3 W1LL 3V3R UND3RZT4ND WH4T W3'R3 S4YING 4ND W3
C4N K33P TH1Z T1DUZ CLUB ÜB3R C00L 4ND H1DD3N T0 TH3 3V1L 3MP1R3
0UTS1D3 43V3R

I mean come on. How great isn't that idea?