Happy Festavus!

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Let us begin the feats of strength!

[Psychotic]

Whoa, is that you in the pic, Spiff? You've gotten more handsome since I last saw you.

My feat of strength is that I will watch the movie Titanic from start to finish without vomitting once.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Yes, I've been working out.

[omnitarian]

You misspelled Festivus.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

C'mon, guys, let's join the festavities. At the festaval. Jesus.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Jesus has no part in this.

[XxSephirothxX]

Gather round the Festivus pole!

[Xaven]

If he knew the truth, he'd never ever go!

*Passes the traditional Festivus Cheesecake*