DEL MURDER

[rubah]

WHY
IS
THAT
NOT
A
SMILIE


I WISH THIS WERE CHAT SO THOSE MULTIPLE LINES HAD MORE EMPHASIS, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO SEPTUPLE POST OR WHATEVER FOUR IS TO DO IT.

Sextuple, babe, not four or seven.

[Psychotic]

No, it just means he wants you to buy him some pretty pink dresses.

[KoShiatar]

Don't forget to paint a lot of flowers on his pink wall. With strawberry scented paint.

[Del Murder]

Does that even exist?

[KoShiatar]

It'll be invented just for you. And it will really smell like strawberry chewing gum.

[Miriel]

Del Murder's Christmas is revoked.