Well, might as well have some fun while we're stuck in the pink prison.

[Resha]

I think maybe we have been bad Very few "special" people seem to be stuck here.


But us...we're like...little angels. How can WE have been bad? Awful.

[Levian]

I can see why bastards like Rainecloud and Striff was put here, but not us.

[Resha]

Exactly. The injustice of it all pains me.

Edit: wait, what...Rainecloud and Striff are very nice people indeed. The only people who truly belong here are the CKs and Admins.

[Levian]

I guess you have a point. Let's knight Raine and Striff.

edit: and Miriel.

[Resha]

I always do!

edit: okay!

[Levian]

I bet you got a box of coal for christmas.

[Resha]

I don't quite understand I got a box of candles ? why coal?

[Resha]

I will properly capitalise my sentences.

[Levian]

This is the part where I explain my master plan to you while setting off a device that will kill you in 5 minutes, giving me the time to get out, and you the time to get loose, kill me, call the cops, disarm the bomb within the last three seconds and tell my master plan to the cops.

[Resha]

Okay...so....

Explain!

[Levian]

First, I will invent a new kind of insect spray, then I will replace the queen of England with the queer of England. notice the r instead of the n. Then I will use the insect spray to kill insects. Oh, and then I'll probably do some laundry or something.

[Resha]

What a lovely life you seem to lead. You will definitely win the Nobel prize sometime in your lifespan, mark my words. The queer of England...wonderful. The whole world will collapse into peace, stunned by the sheer brilliance and beauty of it all.

You are a good man.

[Levian]

*arms the bomb*

[Resha]

Still a good, sweet, cuddly man like Santa.

[Levian]

Die, dammit.