So why did the chicken cross the road.
So why did the chicken cross the road....?
So why did the chicken cross the road.
To slay the infidels!
To get to the other side, wasn't it?
*Gives a Gold Star*Originally Posted by Suikojowy
Also: Why did the Chicken cross the Möbius strip?
(SPOILER)To get to the same side.
That is, in my opinion, the funniest joke Mankind has ever devised.
To conquer western China.
to defeat the cheese weapon and get 99 tisues and revive the flower girl!
Scientists have been trying to determine for years what it is in a chicken's mind that causes it to desire the other side of the road.
As someone who has raised chickens near a road, freerange, I must say that I never once saw them cross the road.
Now, some may say that this was a result of there being significantly fewer tasty grasshoppers on that side of teh road (which is mostly bluff anyways) but I prefer to think that our chickens were supernaturally intelligent creatures who knew better than to cross the road.
A better question all together would be 'why do dogs enjoy lying in the road outside of the trailer next to our house?'
That was teh way that my uncle's dog got ran over when they lived there, and if he isn't careful, Sam will get hit by a car also if he doesn't remedy his road-lying habits.
I'm not sure but my mate has a really poor joke here it is..... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did he want to get to the other side? to go to the pub. Why did he want to go to the pub? To go to the toilet. Why did he want to go to the toilet? Cause thats where all the cocks hang out
I got one!
Why did the White Mage cross the road?
Leve me alone!
To audition for "Next FF Heroine"?
No, to cast dieraga on the chicken in the bathroom.
Leve me alone!
Oh great joke:rolleyes2
To escape from Chick-Fil-A.
because the chicken felt like it
To get more hotdogs.So why did the chickenwuss cross the road.
Leve me alone!
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