Favourite Monty Python Quotes.

[Mittopotahis]

Life of Brian:
*scene is the PFJ talking. Stan keeps on interrupting them with "or women" whenever they say 'man'.*
Reg: Will you shut up, Stan? Why are you so obsessed with women?
Stan: I want to be one.
Reg: .....You what?
Stan: From now on I want you all to call me Lorreta.
Judith: but why do you want to be Lorreta, Stan?
Stan: I want to have babies.
Reg: You can't have babies!
Stan: You oppressing me?
Reg: I'm not oppressing you!
Stan: Its every man's right to want to have babies.
Reg: You can't have babies, stan. You don't have a womb. Where's the fetus going to gestate, you gonna keep it in a box?

What are you favourite Monty Python Quotes?

[jrgen]

"We found this spoon."

[Heath]

Reg: They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers.
Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yeah.
Loretta: And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!
Xerxes: The aqueduct?
Reg: What?
Xerxes: The aqueduct.
Reg: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
Commando #3: And the sanitation.
Loretta: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
Reg: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
Matthias: And the roads.
Reg: Well, yeah. Obviously the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
Commando: Irrigation.
Xerxes: Medicine.
Commandos: Huh? Heh? Huh...
Commando #2: Education.
Commandos: Ohh...
Reg: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
Commando #1: And the wine.
Commandos: Oh, yes. Yeah...
Francis: Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Reg, if the Romans left. Huh.
Commando: Public baths.
Loretta: And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now, Reg.
Francis: Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this.
Commandos: Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Xerxes: Brought peace.
Reg: Oh. Peace? Shut up!

[Dreddz]

Dunno about quotes, but the whole Rabbit scene in the Holy Grail made me laugh out loud.

[Madame Adequate]

The Vikings and their spam.

Waitress: "Well, there's Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam, that's not got much Spam in it."

Mrs Bun: "I don't want any Spam!"

Mr Bun: "Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your Spam. I love it. I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, and Spam."

Waitress: "Baked beans are off."

Mr Bun: "Well, can I have Spam instead of the baked beans, then?"

Waitress: "You mean Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam?"

And so forth.

[SammieBabe]

"It's time for the ritual spankings!"

[Slade]

"I have a cousin in Wome called Biggis Dickis!"
(could have been brother, can't remember its been a while since I've seen it)

[Mittopotahis]

"I have a cousin in Wome called Biggis Dickis!"
(could have been brother, can't remember its been a while since I've seen it)

Its "I have a gweat fwiend Wome named Biggus Dickus!

That whole scene is good.

Oh, and the scene where the Roman guard catches Brian writing "Romans Go Home" in Latin on the palace, and then lectures him through how to write it properly.

"Now write it 100 times before sunrise" xD

[Madame Adequate]

"Incontinentia... Incontinentia BUCKET!" is awesome. The whole Wome scene is hilarious.

But that's redundant - the whole Monty Python entity is hilarious.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"I find your American beer like making love in a canoe."
"Why's that, Bruce?"
"Cause it's smurfing close to water!"

"Spare a talent for an ex-leper?"

[TurkSlayer]

"And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. There was much rejoicing."
People: "Yay."

Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound!"

[Endless]

"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"

"I'm not dead yet!"

And the whole parrot sketch.

[Fate Fatale]

person that takes away dead people (man1): "Bring out your dead!"
Young man: "Here take this one!"
Old man: "I'm not dead yet!"
man1: "I can't take him, he's not dead!"
Young man: "Yes he is! look, he smells ad and look like 'e's so just take 'im!"
Old man: "I said I"m not dead!"
man1: "but he's not dead, I could get in trouble!"
Young man: "here, I'll pay you, just take him!"
man1: "well, all right!"

or something of that sort....

[Mittopotahis]

"Autumn went to Winter. Winter went to Spring. And spring skipped Summer and Autumn and went straight back to Winter."

[Slade]

Its "I have a gweat fwiend Wome named Biggus Dickus!

Thats it! I remember now. I loved that movie. Might have to hire it out again and relive the magic

[Momiji]

"And they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. There was much rejoicing."
People: "Yay."