Although, I love almost ANYTHING from Life of Brian and Holy Grail... Mine has to be: "Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"
Also:
"What else floats on water?" "... Very small rocks! Lead! Lead!"
Although, I love almost ANYTHING from Life of Brian and Holy Grail... Mine has to be: "Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"
Also:
"What else floats on water?" "... Very small rocks! Lead! Lead!"
I believe that's Austin Powers.Originally Posted by Matrinka
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That whole sketch is hilarious.
"So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?"
"Build a bridge out of her!"
'She turned me into a newt!'
'.....'
'I got better'
The three movies, "Life Of Brian", "The Holy Grail", and "The Meaning Of Life" are all classics. It would be impossible for me to pick a favourite.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit brother..
"Oh I see you have a machine that goes PING" - so stupid it was funny, and I haven't watched the meaning of life for a while so feel free to correct me if it fulfills your desire.
But the life of brian and the holy grail were classics! eg:
crowd: She did it! She did it! *cough cough* uh he did it! he did it!
and the haggling scene ^_^
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I also love the football WC for philosophers.
"Nietzsche is getting a warning for accusing Confucius of having no free will."
I'd forgotten all about that. xD
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
"I fart in your general direction!" - It ain't classy and it ain't smart but somehow, still funny!
"'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!" - 'Nuf said.
EDIT: I'm going to the castle where they filmed The Holy Grail on Saturday! Yay for me! I'll have to go out and buy a coconut now.
How long has it been raining?
...Forever.
It's just a flesh wound!
Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: That's not my name!
Interviewer: [tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht: No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Interviewer: You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.
Signature by rubah. I think.
My favorite as well.BridgekeeperWhat is your name?
ArthurI am Arthur, King of the Britons
BridgekeeperWhat is your quest?
ArthurI seek the Holy Grail
BridgekeeperWhat is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ArthurWhat do you mean? An African Swallow or a European swallow?
Bridgekeeper I dont know
(is ejected from bridge)
BevedereHow do you know so much about swallows?
ArthurYou have to know these things when your king
I think they sell coconuts at the castle. At least that's what I remember from the documentary that comes with my edition of Holy Grail.
And then there is Death
"he's pining for the fjords!!!" lol
"Oh F**k off!"....."How would you like us too f**k off oh lord?" hahaha cracks me up every time!
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