Quote Originally Posted by Brian The Pink Shark
BridgekeeperWhat is your name?
ArthurI am Arthur, King of the Britons
BridgekeeperWhat is your quest?
ArthurI seek the Holy Grail
BridgekeeperWhat is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ArthurWhat do you mean? An African Swallow or a European swallow?
Bridgekeeper I dont know
(is ejected from bridge)
BevedereHow do you know so much about swallows?
ArthurYou have to know these things when your king
My favorite as well.