Tell me how to play

[Roto13]

I don't remember this one.

[Christmas]

After that, you go back to Narshe and this warmonger wanted to start a war that will leave countless children crying and parents eating their babies.

But first you need to open a gate rumoured to have endless porn beyond it.

Slut was all for it.

But you meet this cute doggie with this evil ugly moogle

[blackmage_nuke]

then u could go on a nice long "side quest" to get the moogles water rondo dance, thats right the moogles a dancer
he can do the moonwalk on the spot. But he cant fly Flap you wings not you arms! you idiot.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Whoever doesn't read this thread fails at life.

[abrojtm]

So anyway, you end up getting to choose between an extremely shiny Golden Hairpin (of doom?) that the puppy "stole" from some chest or some cute, fluffy, mogri moogle for your party.

Well, whatever, do what you want. Anyway head to that Gate of Porn. Too bad there's a huge annoying cave before you can get there (and also a small town built right in front of it with a bridge). Traverse through the cave and see a gate! Hurrah. Now Terra decides to get nekked again (->) in order for the gate to open. Unfortunately, that's all the porn you're gonna get. Lucky for you, some clown and a dude with a huge 'stache have followed you. Just as you start to whoop their asses, the gate opens and tons of Phantom Beasts Espers emerge. Crap.

Whales now fly through the sky. As well as a whole bunch of other crap. They all go hide somewhere after they wreak some havoc on Vector. Now that fun gate is closed and it's time to do more stuff.

Edit: Well some of my links are broked wtf. Oh well--will fix later. Fixed.

[Miriel]

This is the greatest walkthrough, ever.

[Christmas]

l This is the greatest walkthrough, ever.

Me and Levian as the founders are proud of it.

EDIT: And the credits goes to everyone.

So anyway, you end up getting to choose between an extremely shiny Golden Hairpin (of doom?) that the puppy "stole" from some chest or some cute, fluffy, mogri moogle for your party.

Well, whatever, do what you want. Anyway head to that Gate of Porn. Too bad there's a huge annoying cave before you can get there (and also a small town built right in front of it with a bridge). Traverse through the cave and see a gate! Hurrah. Now Terra decides to get nekked again (->) in order for the gate to open. Unfortunately, that's all the porn you're gonna get. Lucky for you, some clown and a dude with a huge 'stache have followed you. Just as you start to whoop their asses, the gate opens and tons of Phantom Beasts Espers emerge. Crap.

Whales now fly through the sky. As well as a whole bunch of other crap. They all go hide somewhere after they wreak some havoc on Vector. Now that fun gate is closed and it's time to do more stuff.

Edit: Well some of my links are broked wtf. Oh well--will fix later.

Before that happen, remember to pick up the ATMA WEAPON hidden in some random corner on the way to the Gate of Porn. For details of that random corner, Type "random corner with Atma Weapon" in Moogle Search and look for it.

Later ride the chocobo to the imperial capital.




But remember to keep your speed above 500km/h or you will get booked.
And remember, if you DRINK dun DRIVE RIDE.



FOR THIS IS THE TRUTH.

[blackmage_nuke]

Me and Levian as the founders are proud of it.

lol, technically Megalixer
i.e this guy:
is the founder but it doesnt matter

[Christmas]

Especially when it came with a package of a picture.

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This old doggie is sorry for stealing a bone from those Espers and want to make peace.

[blackmage_nuke]

Then after wards you team up with

I think a certain green haired girl has a crush on him its so blatantly obvious.

The suicidal one and his dog are there too

and big surprise theres! (SPOILER) thought she was dead? NOPE

[Neco Arc]

go to the nearby town and remember not to sleep at this guy's inn as he will rip you off...

you then meet Fuddy Duddy and little girl who likes Uncle Ulty and Cute Doggy .

[DMKA]

*posting in a legendary thread*

[Crossblades]

After meeting with the squid, you meet him

He has a nice chat with Leo and agrees to make peace

But the clown ruins it for them and steals their espers

Leo fights the clown

But he just fought his shadow and the real one snuck up behind him and killed him

[Neco Arc]

you then see this then this then clown and ugly dog

[Levian]

After the tragic death of Leo, a piece of land gets pissed off and breaks off of the world and becomes a flying continent. Kind of like Dumbo except without the ears.

OFF TO THE GIANT DILDO AIRSHIP!

However, what is a Squaresoft game without obstacles in the way?

oh, and this little rascal too.
a sqauresoft game without obstacles is like a playground without razorblades. Not worth living for.

After kicking some ass, you should form a party of three. Since you will need an available spot for the mom slayer.

Now you have to walk back and forth and left and right through this maze until you reach atma weapon.

I know what you're thinking. "tat is teh smallest thing i've evar seen!!!!!1111 it's like a raistlin raisin!!" at least that's what I thought when I first saw it. but this is a tricky one. he actually looks like this:

Every power plant should have an Atma weapon. or at least a ramuh or something.