Tell me how to play

[blackmage_nuke]

she gets naked again , because when she doesnt wear clothes her powers are heightened (you'd think a girl who is constantly naked in public would have an easier time finding a boyfriend well i guess she's not that desperate)

[tailz]

that would be a bit hard considering we have not yet found her yet, unless you're one of the people who left to turn into this

but if you werent one of them you just fly your Falcon over to Jidoor (it was Jidoor right?) and go into the big house and talk to a few paintings. Some of them attack you with plants
and hot women
and one of them gives you a letter explaing the location of the thiefoops... I mean treasure hunter one of the paintings has a door that leads to a massive maze/fun house filled with paintings and such. At the end you find the little annoying girl , no I mean the NON slutty little anoying girl
as well as an ugly....thing?
and then you fight another painting which is a demon that can turn into a hot naked girl (even better than terra)face it who wants to go out with a radioactive girl...maybe him-he likes shinythings
afterwards the annoying girl joins and you get some more...MAGICITE!!!!

cool that guy can use sexy no jutsu now id like to see a lot of bloody noses

just had to say that

but please conteniu oh and they better put this up at gamefaqs this is hilarious

[Primus Inter Pares]

xD I've got two mentions in the best thread ever *honored*

[Roto13]

This.... thread..... ROCKS!

I never thought I could love FFVI more.

[Crossblades]

Cyan wants to stop by at Doma Castle and sleeps

While party is sleeping, the 3 stooges stop by and enters Cyan's mind



You follow and beat the crap out of them. Afterwards you continue through Cyan's mind in the train and mountains, then you encounter a creature named Wrexsoul who wants Cyan's soul.Time to fight!






Then Cyan gets a sword that teaches him all Techniques and an Esper

[KoShiatar]

It's always been my belief that the ugly thing is really Jabba the Hut.

ROFL, I played that part just today and It is exactly the impression it gave me. Actually I didn't think of Jabba the Hut, but more "Where have I seen that guy before?"
I guess it's another Star Wars quote.

[blackmage_nuke]

if you go to the house on the Veldt and have the wild boy and Mr Thou in your party, you get a nice scene where you see Gau play dress up
and he goes meets his demented father (i dont see the resemblance)


and Gau is all of a sudden happy too bad he doesnt get any special skills or bonuses, what a rip off

(werent we meant to be getting Terra)

[Neco Arc]

If you like toys remember to get the moonwalker here ... after you get the doll, his love slave here will be lonely so remember to get him as well... but you will have to compete with this lizard and this frozen turkey to finally get to the love slave which also happens to be an ugly naked hairy Greek Athelete

My, My. Look at your sexy posture...

: Oh Behave, Baby!

[boys from the dwarf]

ill just pretend i didnt see what you wrote above.

[blackmage_nuke]

if you continue flying about
you might just run into this little son of a submariner just keep bashing at it and if it runs off like a little chocobo just fly around and keep beating it up
(magitech not actually available, but you get the idea)

and if you dont use x-zone you get some more...
MAGICITE!!!
but this magicite is not any average magicite (well it is but) ITS BAHAMAUT!!! THATS RIGHT!!!



you have just gotten the most longest lasting character ever in Final Fantasy
(he's definitely survived his share of "end of the worlds")

ps. is it just me or does the one in the first pic seem to be missing an eye

[Roto13]

>_>

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>_>

<_<

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!

[Rase]

Okay, I'll say that this is now one of my favorite threads of all time, how about that?

[xtreme112]

*rolls on the floor laughing*
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!!!! I'll be waiting for the rest of the story!

[blackmage_nuke]

Isnt anyone gonna do anything, our characters are getting bored





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[Crossblades]

I'll finish the story when I'm not lazy