Lookm what Harry Potter fans cooked up!

[Kirobaito]

Me: Do you like John Denver?
Him: I like transparent.
Me: You are hot.
Him: A hotbot?
Me: Have sex with me. Right now, on this book.
Him: I'm sorry, Roberta Hernandez, but you're really not my type. There are other types of bots for that sort of thing. What is it like on this book?
Me: Do you like country music?
Him: all.
Me: Do you play the guitar?
Him: We are playing a game right now, Roberta Hernandez.
Me: A GAME? TELL ME WHERE THE HORCRUXES ARE, YOU EVIL MAN!
Him: What game? A location, perhaps.
Me: DIE! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Him: You should never wish death on anyone. Tell me more about your name.
Me: Why, so you can kill my family, too, you sick bastard?
Him: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: OMG SPOILARRRZ!
Him: Do you only have a few friends?
Me: Don't ask the questions. I'm the one with the wand.
Him: Is it impolite? You're not the only one.
Me: Die.

This bot sucks.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Me: Hi
Book: Hello there
Me: Nice weather we're haveing,eh?
Book: are you canadian, Im happy as long as the power stays on?
Me: No i didnt say that
Book: It's all good but you implied it
Me: Sorry
Book: there's no need to appologize
Me: Thankee
Book: Do you try to stop people from fighting
Me: no because it normally doesnt concern anyone i like
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: ???
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: yes i got that what does it mean?
BooK: are you kidding, cool, i have lots of likes and dislikes
Me: stop changing the subject
Book: you changed the subject first
Me: did not
Book: im not sure whether i can give an accurate reply or not
Me: yay i broke you
Book: enough about me let's talk about my dress
Me: your a book, thus no dress
Book: dont you mean you're or you are instead of your.
Me: so your an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: really. you mean "So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense"
Me: So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: Interesting deduction, what if someone said you're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Me: i t would frighten the <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> out of me
Book: Tell me more about it
Me: well that's pretty much it
Book: well that's ok, im glad we have that all cleared up

could keep me ammused for hours

[ffxfreak93]

lol,it can!

[Venom]

How come he wouldnt cyber with me?

[Nick Schovitz]

I don't know.

[ffxfreak93]

tom:whats your favorite movie?
me:hentai fetish 2(thats a made up name)
tom:what did you like about it?
me:the hot anime chicks gettin screwed
tom:alot of people like that,i don't like it, i like my creator

he's gay!!!

[Markus. D]

ha!

[SummonerYuna]

XDDD

[Markus. D]

me: Hi!
him: Hi: Hi!
me: no I'm Nik
him: Nice to hear, so, hows the weather?
me: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?
him: Yes
me: Can you tell me?
him: No...
me: Wanna PvP?
him: okay, I will PvP
me: *stabs with poison fang*
him: Ask another question please.



dumb thing...