Lookm what Harry Potter fans cooked up!

[Ashley Schovitz]

http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
i mean this is amazing, I read the books too but I wouldn't go around and make something like that!

[GooeyToast]

The link doesn't work for me

[ffxfreak93]

does not work for me either

[~SapphireStar~]

Same here. What is it?

[Nick Schovitz]

Here's the correct link http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1

[~SapphireStar~]

Oh thats old. It was posted on another FF forum last year.
Its a retarded book I swear.

[Nick Schovitz]

you think so?

[~SapphireStar~]

I wouldnt have said it otherwise.

[Old Manus]

Me: hello
book: hi there
me: what the hell my book is talking
book: yes, i call hades, are you testing?

I left after that

[Shlup]

Apparently Tom Riddle isn't fat.

[Doomie]

Hi.
Hello.
I like you.
Thanks, name, I like you too.
No, I mean I LIKE you.
[SILENCE]
No response?
I love you Tom, have my babies.
[SILENCE]

EDIT:



Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
What's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
You don't want to asj what's up with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will asj what is up.
Me:
You're funny.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
I didn't know God was so sarcastic.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Each and every day
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Not really
God:
I understand it very well. For real.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
How did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
Which is mine?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
The second one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
THe priori one.
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
The priori one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
Forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
I have pants!
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
And what's your goal?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Hah, and you're already not, Mr. God?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
So what plans do you have for the future?
God:
Woe! That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
How about now.
God:
Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will search for it.
Me:
Please do so.
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will.
Me:
Fo shizzle.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Some movie.
God:
Some may movie, but not all.
Me:
You're confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
You sure suck at that.
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
God:
I was not trying to be a hard on myself.
Me:
Then stop being so hard on me.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can you link me to a great porn site?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Interesting question.
Me:
I was kidding.
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
Great that we finally have that settled.

[rubah]

he tried to tell me about love, and I started to tell him what It hought, when he cut me off and pretended that he didn't!

He did though 'cause he got embarassed and stopped writing.

[Spammerman]

Hes to old to be a virgin and is gay as a...

[Psychotic]

He just asked "What are you wearing?". Apparently sexy lingerie doesn't do it for him.

EDIT: Even more amusingly, he just asked "What do you say when someone says they like your nipples, amigo?". Oh Tom, you cad, you!

[Nick Schovitz]

Yep this thing's weird ain't it?