Me: Will you eat my babies?
Tom: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What do they taste like?
Me: You've never tasted them before?
Tom: I don't think I would have forgotted tasted them?
Me: Did you forgotted tasted them?
Tom: No, I didn't forgotted tasted them? What's it taste like?
Me: What do you think?
Tom: I think a lot of things.
Me: Don't change the subject.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me: No, you never answered my question.
Tom: OK! Excuse me, I need to improve my conversation skills. What would you have said?
Me: Dumbledore molested me as a child.
Tom: I will make a note of that.