Me: Hi
Book: Hello there
Me: Nice weather we're haveing,eh?
Book: are you canadian, Im happy as long as the power stays on?
Me: No i didnt say that
Book: It's all good but you implied it
Me: Sorry
Book: there's no need to appologize
Me: Thankee
Book: Do you try to stop people from fighting
Me: no because it normally doesnt concern anyone i like
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: ???
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: yes i got that what does it mean?
BooK: are you kidding, cool, i have lots of likes and dislikes
Me: stop changing the subject
Book: you changed the subject first
Me: did not
Book: im not sure whether i can give an accurate reply or not
Me: yay i broke you
Book: enough about me let's talk about my dress
Me: your a book, thus no dress
Book: dont you mean you're or you are instead of your.
Me: so your an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: really. you mean "So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense"
Me: So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: Interesting deduction, what if someone said you're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Me: i t would frighten the <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> out of me
Book: Tell me more about it
Me: well that's pretty much it
Book: well that's ok, im glad we have that all cleared up

could keep me ammused for hours