Praise Final Fantasy 7 as though it is our lord! Phase 1 is the praying to FF7 and Square Enix.
Materials
To start the prayers you will need the following things:
-Final Fantasy Flavored Inscent
-A copy of the Final Fantasy 7 cover
-Buster Blade or Masamune (Paper Machete or plain paper will do just fine)
-Your own fantasy self.
Instructions
Step 1: Lay the inscent in a circle
Step 2: Place the Final Fantasy Cover in the middle of the circle
Step 3: Light the inscent
Step 4: Take in the inscent and let it sooth your soul. Then run around with your Buster Blade/Masamune and pretend you are Cloud or Sephiroth.
Step 5: The ritual is complete. Welcome to the cult. *cough* I mean club...
Note: Remember to face towards Japan when praying because that is where the Creator Gods are from.
