Hey, you can trust me! An I nly charge 20% of all profit! ONLY 20%! Yea! Those fat-cat guys down the block in there fancy offices charge up to 48%! Its true! You know why I live in a one-bedroom apartment that smells like tuna and feet? Because Im so damn cheap! You cant go wrong! You and me together, well blow these Cackstreet Boys outta the water!!!
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