Drop bundles of pennies on unsuspecting people.
Drop bundles of pennies on unsuspecting people.
Well, at first I would look down, and curse... alot. After a few hours of considering the situation, I would form some GENIUS idea's. "Oh if only I had a flying house..."
For example, I would fling pieces of string cheese out the window. I would also probably shoot whipped cream out the door. Another interesting idea would be to cook some ramen, and wait until it cools. Once it does, I would poor it out the window. (Broth not included.)
Also, if I had access to fireworks, I would extend the fireworks fuse, (judging by how high I am) and add a weight to the bottom, to make sure it always pointed up. then I would light the fuse, throw it out the window, and watch it fly above my house.
Now this is simply a master-plan. Firstly, I would need some loud speakers. (How loud depends on how high I am.) Then I would connect it to some microphone, so that what I said would come out through the speakers. Then, I would get the ramen-noodle cups, and paint those ramen-kid faces on them. (You know, egg-like head, well groomed hair, poke-a-dot eyes, etc.) I would then attach parachutes to them. After that, I would take paper-plates, and cut circles in the middle. I would then use pieces of paper-plastic, glue and duck-tape to attach the pieces of paper to the ramen cups. All of these are to ensure that the ramen cups DO NOT FALL QUICKLY. I would then adjust the volume on the speakers (Depending on how high I am, of course.) And say...
"MINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS! ATTACK!" After that, I would begin throwing the slow-falling ramen cups out the windows. (If they all fell through 1 window, it wouldn't really give the "ZOMG WE ARE BEING INVADED BY RAMEN CUPS" feel.)
I'd ask my wife what was in those damn cookies.
Formerly: Autumn Rain
best. post. ever.Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
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If my house was in the Air I'd be worried because I'd probably encounter some of these.
I would figure out how to navigate it, then fly it to the moon where I would live my days eating moon cheese, which as you should all know, is in basically infinite supply concidering the moon is made out of cheese
Okay, due to the lack of internet I can't say what I was hoping to say, which is "I would post a thread on EoFF asking what to do."
Instead, I would get my mobile phone (assuming I'm still in the UK at the very least) and call my boss to let him know the reason I probably won't be coming into work today.
Secondly, I would go and talk to everyone in my block of flats, as I live in a building that houses at least... around twenty people, I'd say.
After that, I would call 911 and ask them for Keanu Reeves. I may need a hero, and I'm not going to put up with some second-rate hero that saved a few guys in Iraq.
After that, I would call the nearest news agencies and start a bidding war for an exclusive interview with the guy in the flying house.
While on the phone, I would also look around for some way to drive the damned thing.
Realistically, I would totally freak out.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I would totaly freak out if my house was floating in the air. But If its only, say, 20-40 feet up, I would just jump down into the river, unless we floated in some other direction. Any way, my house is chained to the docks, so I could just climb down them. But then if the chains somehow came undone and I was floating in the middle of the river, I would either use the boat tied to the side and drive us ashore or swim there.
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
I've seen a housefly.
...
I'd jump. unless it wasn't high enough...
I would assume that I was on my way up to heaven.
Or that I was being raised high up into the sky only to be dropped to my death by some malicious house-lifting cow.
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