I give you props my friend, I give you props.
I give you props my friend, I give you props.
Through the Dungeons he did go
On his own for a mighty stroll
Not one, or twice, but thrice did he slay
The evil of Zeromus on this day
And from this act he was able
Go down into the bowels of the unstable
There he met a grizzly foe
Of Lunar Fame and might to show
One by one he smote them all
Through courage and song and a Megalixor (work with me people)
And even the dragon who all said was hard
Fell to the might of this mighty bard
Until at last he stood in the prescence
Of a terrible foe who wasn't Penance
But still he was strong and some would say
That using the Grimoires was the only way
But with courage and steele our hero was victorious
And all through the land the word was glorious
"Cry from the rooftops! Shout out his name!
Edward the Bard has just won the game!"
Yes, that's right. The task that all said couldn't be done. Some laughed, others scorned, most were indifferent. But to those of you who say that no one is capable of redemption, I say to you; Pifflebock! Just look upon now, the "weakest" character in the game, defeating an enemy many quail at even with a full party of Mages and Fighters. Destroyed utterly and without question by a man who for decades was seen as a coward. But now no more. From this day on, all shall know his name...
You may commence your praise...
BTW Please check out my (hopefully) comprehensive guide on how to approach this mammoth task. Any suggestions/comments are welcome, but please email/PM me them if you must. Thanks.
Last edited by Captain Maxx Power; 01-15-2006 at 07:03 PM.
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You rock my world.
^_^Originally Posted by Necronopticous
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Wow. That's all I have to say.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Dude, you rock.
Good work on your endeavor.
The itching sensation is a good thing.
Dude. Can I worship you now?
maxx power i annoint thee "god of ff4" enjoy the glory oh great master!
You could worship me previously, but feel free to start now.
Thanks, I'll place it between my trophy for general greatness and my "Most Witty Pirate" certificate for '02.
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Hmm, perhaps some retroactive worshipping plan would be appropriate then...
Not the god of FF4 but "Edwards Puppetmaster" is better. Hey has edward come to u again tell him that u did it and that He should have drown by leviathen!
"Swordchucks Yo." - Fighter
"Every time I cast Hadoken it siphons a little bit of love out of the world to create a massive destructive explosions. They say the divorce rate goes up with each cast." - BM
How many swords could sword chucks chuck if sword chucks could chuck swords? Same goes with Nuns! :rolleyes2
"I cast Ice-9!" -RM
"I can steal stuff that isn't even there" -Thief (Yet he can't steal in the game)
Hmm, too bad a Tellah quest isnt possible...
Good work though, im impressed!
You could say this about any FFIV character when you put it this way.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
This almost makes me want to try this.
Yup.
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