Ray Comfort: Banana vs Apple

[Discord]

Ray Comfort challenged! Banana vs apple! Line of argument:

Banana - Apple:

• Is shaped for human hand - Perfectly shaped for ranged combat
• Has non-slip surface - Aerodynamic and nearly point-symmetrical, thus flies perfectly under normal weather conditions
• Has outward indicators of inward content:
  
  1. Green = too early - Small = Too light
  2. Yellow = just right - Full-grown = Hard and thus perfect during the collision
  3. Black = too late - Black = Too soft for inflicting pain
• Has a tab for removal of wrapper - Has a stern for removal from the target
• Is shaped for human mouth - Is shaped for the heads of all mammals
• Has a point at top for ease of entry - Doesn't require any fletchery skills to make
• Is pleasing to taste buds - Helps physists when falling on heads
• Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy - Firm, making it possible to eat after the throw

[rubah]

Bananas are disgusting.

[Levian]

I hope rubah weapon gets shipwrecked on an island named Banana Island.

[Zeldy]

Banana's are a sexy shape

[ScottNUMBERS]

What?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Apples are better because if you can crush one in your hand it means you're a badass.

I hope rubah weapon gets shipwrecked on an island named Banana Island.

Ironically, the only fruits that grow on Banana Island are kiwis.

[rubah]

I'm down with that.

[Primus Inter Pares]

nik0tines sig is the best on EoFF

[Lindy]

This is a poor versus topic.

You're trying to compare ease of eating to ranged combat!

[Rye]

Haha, you saw that video? xD Ray Comfort is possibly the most suggestive name ever, for some reason. Especially how he was talking about bananas so vigoriously.

[Discord]

Haha, you saw that video? xD Ray Comfort is possibly the most suggestive name ever, for some reason. Especially how he was talking about bananas so vigoriously.

Not really. Anyone knows where I can download it?

[Rye]

I dunno, I got linked to the video Google page of it, but I forgot the page. Sowwy.

[Discord]

I dunno, I got linked to the video Google page of it, but I forgot the page. Sowwy.

Heh, I saw the Video Google link. It doesn't run on my PC

[Soul of Tarsis]

There you go.

I have never wanted to kill another human being as badly as I did after watching that...

Some other gems:

Homosexuals go to hell

Rock music is the Devil

EDIT: Oh right, the Apple would pwn

[Rye]

I wasn't really offended, even though he called atheists dumb many times, because it was too funny. He had the most random theories ever, like leaves being lined up 7 in a row being a sign that God exists. xD