This one time I went to the store to get a loaf of bread and thi guy came up to me and said "Hey mister got a quater?" and I said "sure" and then I whipped out a katana and yelled "A QUARTER OF YOUR HEAD" and I sliced a fourth of his head off because he was really a super secret squirrel ninja sent to kill me and all of a sudden like fiften hobo ninjas jumped out of nowhere and I said "aw [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]" and then suddenly Mick Jagger came out of nowhere with his rocking bo-staff of awesomeness and he looks around and says "I see a red door and I want to paint it.... WITH YOUR FACE" and it was totally awesome and he started wailing on the hobo ninjas but then like a super ninja came out of nowhere and Mick as all "Oh bloody hell time to take my little yellow pill" and he ate one and he turned into SUPER MICK JAGGER WITH ROCKET LAUNCHER ATTACHEMENTS AND KUNG FU GRIP and he flew up and smacked the hobo ninja upside the head and the hobo ninja was all "oh no you di-in't" and he turned into a giant keg which really didn't do him much good because Mick was all "smurfIN PARTY" and then all these people came out of nowhere and got drunk and it was great. Except for the fact that in the battle, the store got crushed and I never got my bread.
THe end.
EDIT: ps Bert sux and Packers rule and Bears will be shot down in the first round.
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