Oh shnaps. Best thread ever to find when you're wasted drunk. Sanctioned Spam.

So aight, me and this dude were at this party and then there were cadillacs and [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. then i was naked upstairs and i don't remember why and they took my pants and put them in the cadillac and gave me the wrong keys for the trunk, cuz i found out about them [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]s being in the trunk from the samoan who gave me the booze to start with. but they was the wrong keys so i totally got the right keys and put pants on. then i smoked a celbratory cigarette and burned a hole through my sole with it cuz i was so smashed. then i climbed through my sould and found out there a rollercoaster in an amusemen park in my inner soul. so i guess i'm totally a fun guy on the inside, literally, you just have to burn my with cigarettes and then ride my spleen-coaster. gangsta.