Jesus Is Alive Again For the 3rd Time

[Freya]

Today I saw a guy, not just any guy but Very special guy! I laughed and went to my friends and said, "Guys I had an epiphany."
They questioned me, "What do you mean?"
"I just saw Jesus! And he smelled like marijuana!"
Alas they laughed and laughed and i had to point him out to them. It seemed as heaven itself shone it's light down upon him. Then i noticed he was just standing under a light. I thought he made his water to wine but noticed it was just a red Gatorade. I went up to Jesus, "Jesus our loud and savior, where have you been? Have you come to save us from this horrid world?"
He smiled at me then just busted out laughing like a little school girl. Jesus was completely baked.

Completely true story!!!!!!!!




So there's a point to this post, have you seen any look alikes in your life, such as my jesus?

[Xaven]

Lots'a people call me Jesus in 4th period.

[KentaRawr!]

Well, I haven't seen any "look-alikes". Unless cosplay counts.

[Shlup]

Jesus was in my government class in high school. He totally had a thing for me. It was gross.

[SoulTaker*]

My best friends dad looks just like Jesus, beard and long slicked back hair, we used try to have him bless us before our football games, he'd give us the WTF look.

[Psychotic]

My own personal Jesus. Not only did he look like Jesus, but he created the greatest forum of all time, even if he rarely posted on it.

[The Mighty Sabotender]

I saw a man dressed like Jesus, carrying a cross along side the highway. I thought about running him over, but decided that would be illegal. So I just threw my milkshake on him.

[Hawkeye]

There's a girl in my Christian morality class that reminds me of a (this) pornstar (no pic included, due to the prude leaders of EoFF).

[Breine]

I used to have a math teacher who looked like a female-Santa Claus... Which is kinda disturbing o_O

[Loony BoB]

Viggo's Aragorn = Jesus

I see lookalikes all the time. You should see Award Guy, he looks exactly like me.

[yunalesca_vs_yuna]

nope, never seen a jesus lookalike. what is he supposed to look like anyway???

[The Mighty Sabotender]

what is he supposed to look like anyway???

Like this:

[Rye]

My own personal Jesus. Not only did he look like Jesus, but he created the greatest forum of all time, even if he rarely posted on it.

Seriously. Too bad Jesus got dumped. ;_____; I miss him, he should come back, even if just to #eoff... which I don't go to.

Some guy dressed up as Jesus for halloween and he looked like him a lot. xD

[theundeadhero]

In high school I used to hear I look like Marilyn Manson a lot. After High School I heard I looked like Kurt Cobain a lot. I'm not sure which to believe, if either.

[Neco Arc]

I used to have a friend whose name was Jesus, but was pronouced Hay soos, (I think. Something Spanish anyways). Other than that. I have not seen a lookalike.