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    Jesus isnt white, end of story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mighty Sabotender
    Like this:


    If I was drinking milk, it woulda shot out my nose just now....

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    My friend Paul(not Psy.) looks like Jesus. It's his nickname, in fact.

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    People tell me my dad looks like Harrison Ford There was also this guy on a soccer team we played against that we called little Jesus cuz he looked like a really short Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malevolence
    My friend Paul(not Psy.) looks like Jesus. It's his nickname, in fact.
    We call my friend Shane Jesus! xD

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    According to this thread, plenty of people look like Jesus. If the pictures we see of Jesus are accurate, as are your lookalikes, you have to wonder why Jesus would be given such a common face. Surely being a lot better looking would have done him some good as well?, it would have encouraged more people to listen to his preaching. Anyway, I saw a guy who looked just like George Lucas in Tesco a few days ago. And me and my mother, are buying a beauty salon off a woman who looks just like Jennifer Connelly. There is a guy I often see in Chester, who looks just like Einstein, my dad once sung an Einstein related song at him, and he wasn't amused, everyone else was though. Since then he's looked upon us with disdain, and now we sing the song everytime he's in earshot.

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    I'm often confused with Jesus.

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    Kid rock looks just like jesus.

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    It must be cool to look like Jesus


    there was a picture here

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    Walking on water alone would be awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkeye
    Walking on water alone would be awesome.
    The Bible never said liquid water.

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    Yeah every winter I spend a LOT of time walking on water.

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