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    Chuck Norris didn’t write that book, he just roundhouse-kicked pieces of paper until they became great literature.

    He did the same thing with the Bible.

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    Good point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soul of Tarsis
    Chuck Norris didn’t write that book, he just roundhouse-kicked pieces of paper until they became great literature.

    He did the same thing with the Bible.
    Ah, true. Okay, I don't feel upset anymore. xD


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    :whaaa:

    *walks away slowly*

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    Your hating on Chuck Norris is a clear sign of envy.

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    Envy nothing. He is a false idol and he must be destroyed.

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    Admit it, you want to see through the eyes of a Ranger, and then save the world from terrorists after leaping out of a plane with no parachute.

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    > Chuck.

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    Oh I get it now.

    You're jealous because people like Chuck Norris now instead of Wasim Akram.

    IT ALL FALLS INTO PLACE.

    I can't believe I didn't see it before.

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    Nah, see, I was never all for Wasim being spammed as hard as he was anyway. Besides, Wasim will always have a home at Aiyon. Chuck will die a lonely old man, wishing he had half the suaveness Mr.T's mohawk had.

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    Never mind Chuck Norris Bruce Lee is the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyono
    That wasn't crying. It was just years of built-up sweat that happened to leave via his eyes at that moment.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    That wasn't crying. It was just years of built-up sweat that happened to leave via his eyes at that moment.
    If thats true, Chuck Norris has B.O in his eyelashes.

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