People who post on FF forums aren't real people, so no.
I go on the internet because eestlinc says hilarious stuff.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
I'm with rubah on this one. Entertainment and attention. Making friends and eventually meeting people offline is a pleasant bonus.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!