Chuck Norris Sells Out
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
HOW COULD HE? BRING BACK WASIM!
EDIT: Just kidding, I don't really care.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Yeah, I saw this a few days ago and lol'ed.
I only liked it for the Banana Splits theme tune.
(I italicised that because I'm pretentious)
I always thought he'd be too busy roundhouse kicking orphans to write books.
I stand very much corrected.
That's obviously a fake. Everybody knows Chuck Norris is illiterate.
Smile even though its breaking
Foo' Chuck Norris INVENTED litteracy.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
NEVER!
Chuck Norris knows everything
chck norris is a bozo
If your life had a face, I'd punch it in the dick.
When was Chuck Norris not a sellout? I thought that's why we liked him.
Chuch Norris is just a fad anyway. Like Wasim Akram, o rly, or hats...
:mario::luigi:
Do what he says and buy his books
there was a picture here
Worse people wrote books... like Hitler.
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