Creme eggs

[Kamiko]

I suck out the creme and then lick it so there's only chocolate.
Then I throw the chocolate away.

[MoonsEcho]

P.S. Crack the top, suck out the insides, watch the chocolate crumble in on itself and devour.

That's pretty much how I do it. Though sometimes the creme is just too eager to escape and tries to drip all over the place, then I just have to eat the whole thing at once.

[Shoden]

I buy 2, one to eat one to kill, I either throw it off someone I hate or torment someone with it.

I usually eat it in weird ways, I bite the top off and pour mayonaise or ketchup in it and scoff it down.

[kikimm]

Putting two creme eggs into my mouth, whole, and managing to chew them enough to swallow them ranks as one of my all-time greatest achievements.

My friend did that once and it was funny watching the creme start coming out of the sides of his mouth.

I don't eat creme eggs, I eat the caramel ones. And I eat them differently every time. One of these times, I will learn not to make a monster mess.