Dane Cook

[Black Angel]

How funny is this comedian?? OMG...All his jokes have such a "persnickety" attitude, and he is just the most funniest, next to Chris Rock...And Jamie Foxx...And Dave Chapple(spelling)...My favorite joke from his "Retaliation" album is "Car alarm", "Bamf", "My Son Optimus Prime", and "The Nothing Fight"...



So, do you like Dane Cook, and if so, what is your favorite joke??

[Epiphany]

Dane Cook is one of my patron saints.

Christ Chex. <3

[~SapphireStar~]

My boyfriend adores him and thinks its even better that his name is almost Dane Cook, just remove the 'e' and stick it at the end of Cook and ... eh.

[Skarr]

Dane is a pretty funny comedian. I liked his standup shows that he did for Comedy Central. His energy on stage gives him his edge.

[Black Angel]

Dane Cook is one of my patron saints.

Christ Chex. <3

It's like a miracle in a bowl...

"And a little Angel pops out"

Angel: "Good Morning!!! Isn't life wonderful??"

lol

[Lindy]

The one about people writing things on the wall in public toilets.

Or his impression of Tom Cruise on uhh...that chat show.

[EDIT : Jimmy Kimmel, that was it]

I've only seen like, videos of some of his bits, since he isn't shown on UK TV, but lordy is he love.

[XxSephirothxX]

I just discovered him in the last few days, and he is pretty hilarious. I think his best bits were about the Heist/Pet Monkey and Cutting in Line. Also, the "Every group of friends has a guy nobody likes" bit was hilarious because it was so true.

[Epiphany]

It's like a miracle in a bowl...

"And a little Angel pops out"

Angel: "Good Morning!!! Isn't life wonderful??"

Your move, Holy man.

[Shlup]

I'm listening to him right now. xD

I saw him once at the Ontario Improv. It was hot. They actually serve good dinner there too.

[nik0tine]

I like him because his sense of humor is like mine, just ten times more intense.

[Pheesh]

I was listening to 'harmful when swallowed' when i stumbled upon this thread.

He's so funny. His Speak and Spell joke roxzorz.

Stay Essential
EE

[NeoCracker]

I watched him once and i have forgoten anything he said,

But i remember it was really funny, not close to my top comics but still really funny

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I just discovered him in the last few days, and he is pretty hilarious. I think his best bits were about the Heist/Pet Monkey and Cutting in Line. Also, the "Every group of friends has a guy nobody likes" bit was hilarious because it was so true.

It IS true. That's why it's funny.
It's funny cause it's TRUE.


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Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude.

[Shlup]

Hehe, I like when the monkey drives the van.

[My name is...something..?]

SOMEBODY <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> ON THE COATS.
Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude.

I love that skit.

I've liked his stuff since I first heard the skit about the office worker that no one talks to, but he did so he wouldn't get shot when that guy finally snapped.
I don't know exactly how it goes and I don't feel like getting my CD out
but if you've heard it you know what I'm talking about.