Dane Cook

[Casey]

It IS true. That's why it's funny.
It's funny cause it's TRUE.


SOMEBODY <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> ON THE COATS.
Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude.

hahahaha. Yeah somebody <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> on the coats! and the friend that nobody likes!

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

His presence on stage--gesturing, tearing his shirt off, kicking stuff over--is at least as important as his actual jokes. No CD can provide the full Dane Cook experience.

[Upriser Spearmint!]

Or his impression of Tom Cruise

KAAAATIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

Dane Cook is love.

[Black Angel]

"*sniffs marker* I just saw Jesus' eyes!!! This marker has shown me Jesus' eyes!!!"

lol!!!! (True yes, Dane Cook is God)

[SquallsAngel]

How funny is this comedian?? OMG...All his jokes have such a "persnickety" attitude, and he is just the most funniest, next to Chris Rock...And Jamie Foxx...And Dave Chapple(spelling)...My favorite joke from his "Retaliation" album is "Car alarm", "Bamf", "My Son Optimus Prime", and "The Nothing Fight"...


So, do you like Dane Cook, and if so, what is your favorite joke??

my fave dane cook joke? You might as well ask me to pick my fave breath of air... :: ponders:::

I'm gonna go with kool-aid
"yea, busting through the wall that was real cool, you know what else woulda been cool, COMING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR now fix the wall, my dad's gonna beat me with a toaster he's never gonna believe that a giant bowl of punch busted throught the wall... if you get thirsty just sip some of your self you glass b@#$c!!"

But car alarm will always make me chuckle every time I hear a car alarm go off I think dane that silly bitch
HELLLLOOOO I'M A CAAAAAAARRRR GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN
BAAACCCKKK SEEEEAATT TRUNK SPACE
HELLOOOO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR A RIIIIIIDDDDDEE
OIL IS MY BLOOD!

[feilacan]

This man is hilarious. My top 5-

1. Car Alarm.
2. Speak and Spell.
3. Someone S*** on the Coats.
4. Tire Hit Her in the Face.
5. Growing up in a House full of Women.