Quote Originally Posted by Black Angel
How funny is this comedian?? OMG...All his jokes have such a "persnickety" attitude, and he is just the most funniest, next to Chris Rock...And Jamie Foxx...And Dave Chapple(spelling)...My favorite joke from his "Retaliation" album is "Car alarm", "Bamf", "My Son Optimus Prime", and "The Nothing Fight"...


So, do you like Dane Cook, and if so, what is your favorite joke??


my fave dane cook joke? You might as well ask me to pick my fave breath of air... :: ponders:::

I'm gonna go with kool-aid
"yea, busting through the wall that was real cool, you know what else woulda been cool, COMING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR now fix the wall, my dad's gonna beat me with a toaster he's never gonna believe that a giant bowl of punch busted throught the wall... if you get thirsty just sip some of your self you glass b@#$c!!"

But car alarm will always make me chuckle every time I hear a car alarm go off I think dane that silly bitch
HELLLLOOOO I'M A CAAAAAAARRRR GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN
BAAACCCKKK SEEEEAATT TRUNK SPACE
HELLOOOO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR A RIIIIIIDDDDDEE
OIL IS MY BLOOD!