Originally Posted by Black Angel
my fave dane cook joke? You might as well ask me to pick my fave breath of air... :: ponders:::
I'm gonna go with kool-aid
"yea, busting through the wall that was real cool, you know what else woulda been cool, COMING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR now fix the wall, my dad's gonna beat me with a toaster he's never gonna believe that a giant bowl of punch busted throught the wall... if you get thirsty just sip some of your self you glass b@#$c!!"
But car alarm will always make me chuckle every time I hear a car alarm go off I think dane that silly bitch
HELLLLOOOO I'M A CAAAAAAARRRR GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN
BAAACCCKKK SEEEEAATT TRUNK SPACE
HELLOOOO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR A RIIIIIIDDDDDEE
OIL IS MY BLOOD!