Why We Love the French Thread!

[Reles]

Pshhh they don't smell anymore. They're up-to-date on their hygiene. They shower just as much as we do and they use deodorant now, so their pits smell nice now. :P Just back then they didn't really seem to smell good.

Anyway, I like their language, I think it's pretty, and the scenery of course. I get to go there this summer. ^.^ Oh, and I like saying dirty things in French.

[Jebus]

Well, French is based off of Latin, so it can't be all that bad.

Plus French desserts are amazing. <3

[nik0tine]

I prefer Freedom, myself.

[Endless]

Bloody french. I hate the damn language. Im awful at it, and I have a test on it tomorrow. I have to say a Holiday in the past and future tense to be graded as a Mock Key Stage 3 Exam. I can't remember a single bloody word!

C'est pourtant simple. Parler de vacances passées ou futures, c'est un jeu d'enfant. :3

And now, some cheering from the French guards for your test:

[Zeldy]

C'est pourtant simple. Parler de vacances pass&#233;es ou futures, c'est un jeu d'enfant. :3

And now, some cheering from the French guards for your test:

You said something about it being simple.. ITS NOT FOR INFANTS.

Its really hard I don't exactly wan't to go to France any day soon anyway! Im ditching it next year ^_^ I ain't doing it for GCSE no bloody way.

[Doomie]

I am sorry to say that I disagree with everything you[ve said thus far, and here's why:

#1: The language is beautiful and so romantic.

I have spent my entire life trying to master the language. I am far from it. This is quite possibly the most annoying language when it comes to slang. Believe me, it is far from beautiful.

#2: The atmosphere is startling, but so beautiful.

Atmosphere of...France? It has its slums like all other places.

#3: The food is outstanding.

French food as in...french fries? xD Actually, french fries weren't invented in France. They came much later. Besides, it is a well known fact that greece, Japan, and Italy have the best food.

#4: The guys & girls are cute.

The guys are smelly and the girls are hairy. Well, some are. But every nation has this type of people. Just like every nation has their own adaptations of the smelly guy and hairy girl.

#5: Paris is heaven on earth.

So are many other places I'd like to visit. Paris is in pretty bad shape now. Not to mention acid rain is eating at the tower. It has its faults like any other place, but I don't think that city is beautiful. It may be due to different opinions, but I much prefer the gloomy rain of London than France.

[Dreddz]

I hear they smell.

You heard right.

[Omnislash07]

Why do I like the French...oh I know if the Germans decide that 3rd times a charm and start WW3 we will have a 2 week noticed. That is how long France fought in WW2 before getting comepletly conquered right?

[DarkLadyNyara]

They pissed off every right-wing nutjob in the country. I worship them for that.

[DMKA]

I can't think of anything in particular I like about them more than other countries other than the accent they have when they speak English and that lol republicans seem to think they're evil.

But it's not like I dislike them or any other country. Disliking entire countries is retarded.

[nik0tine]

Why do I like the French...oh I know if the Germans decide that 3rd times a charm and start WW3 we will have a 2 week noticed. That is how long France fought in WW2 before getting comepletly conquered right?

3rd times a charm? It's funny how everybody thinks that the germans started WW1.

[DMKA]

It's funny how everybody thinks that the germans started WW1.

They do? lololololol.

[Spiffing Cheese]

We love the French? Okay then.

I love the language, and I liked the place enough when I went. Paris was beautiful.

You win.

[Raistlin]

Paris is a dump. I hate cities in general, but Paris was the worst city I've ever been in. So dirty (I thought east coast American cities were bad).

The rest of France was nice, though. Just not Paris. And I will never understand the idea of plain cheese as a dessert.

[Omnislash07]

It's funny how everybody thinks that the germans started WW1.

No Austria started WW1 but without Germany Austria wasnt anything. Germany may not have started it but without their support Austria wouldnt have started the war in the first place.