FFT Riddles

[Despotus]

I agree. Bring it on Despotus!

And I was forced to exploit the Engrish in FFT. I had no choice, guys.

I did figure that the 600 clue referred to the Jp cost (not MP, BG...) but I had forgotten about that Engrish mess-up in the casting! :laugh:

I apologize for taking so long guys, but I can't even think of a good riddle right now because my little sister is driving me nuckin futz!!! So, if you don't mind, I'd like to vent a little.

First of all, she's never on time for anything. She'll make an appointment with a friend or with me; and, for what seems like forever, we'll just be standing around like idiots, wondering what in the hell she's doing, where she's at, and when in the hell she'll show up? And when Miss Molasses finally does arrive, we're running late!
In a "conversation" (if you can call it that), she never lets anyone else talk, but just goes on and on with another lame-ass story that'll bore you into a coma.
If you ever saw the way she acts, it would turn your blood cold. But God forbid anyone should try and criticize her, she'll gouge their eyes out! She makes me sick!!!! So sick, I can't even remember my own name. Have you guessed it? My name, that is?