Crunchatize me Capn'

[Momiji]

All cereal sucks.They should make a new kind called Waffle-bran.Or how about Pancake-bran.Oh, I know, how about hashbrown-bran.See, those new cereals rock.Kellogs should hire me.

Well actually, there is a cereal called Waffle Crisp, and it is/was pretty good, I don't eat breakfast anymore.