Last night I ate Chinese before I went to sleep, and as a result I had a pretty crazy dream. I had just caught some mass murderer guy and was throwing a celebratory party, and during the party a man that very closely resembled Gollum walked up the sliding glass door. I slid it open, asked if he was hostile to which he responded no, but he wanted to tell us that he thought our minds were infected. He then proceeded to turn into a cat, which then proceeded to turn into a frog. Not a small frog, mind you. A whale sized bull frog. He started talking about the mind bug that was going to turn us all into giant frogs, then miraculously turned back into a cat. It then saw my dog and apparently was intriguied by him, and started trying to get into the house to get him. And then I woke up.

So, yeah. Have any of you ever had really weird dreams?