corny Pick Up Lines!

[Suikojowy]

a-hyuck you're purty lookin'

[Rye]

"I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long."

I wish I was clever enough to have thought of that. xD

[boris no no]

"How you doin'?"

I think you'll find its - "how YOU doin'?"
I tried it on many people, never has worked ;____;

[My name is...something..?]

I think you'll find its - "how YOU doin'?"
I tried it on many people, never has worked ;____;

I actually got that to work once.
Problem was I didn't want it to work at the time and I had to bail...


Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

[crashNUMBERS]

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put u and I together.

That's a pretty good one...

[Vaprice]

You're so hawt you're gonna melt the elastic in my underpants.

Do you happen to work at UPS? Cause I coulda sworn you were checkin out my package!

My eyes are only for you baby! --- I only have one eye ball! And it's for you! *hands eye ball* where'd you go?

[SammieBabe]

I had a married guy hit on me one night, who I said I was his wife's type too....:rolleyes2

I did have another guy just say, 'Nice smile. Wanna smurf?'

Lastly a really old, creepy guy offered my best friend and I $500 a piece to go to his hotel room with him...He ended up leaving on the arm of a bouncer....

[Drift]

hi

[Zeldy]

"Nice shoes.. Lets f**k"
and, "Pick a number between one and ten."
(any number)
"You lose! Take off your top!"

[My name is...something..?]

and, "Pick a number between one and ten."
(any number)
"You lose! Take off your top!"

Haha! I've never heard that one before.
That's good.


Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

[Leeza]

I think I'll just close this now. Either that, or delete half the posts and I have no time for that.