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    Sephiroth: "Son of a submarine!!!"
    Hojo: "You Spoony Bard!!!"
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    Sephiroth: excuse me, i see u just sitting here, and ummm...im here to kill u. is that ok?
    Aeris:oh that's fine. i was going to kill myself in a bit, but it doesn't matter.
    Sephiroth: thanks. now mom might respect me more.

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    Sephiroth: mom let me live my own life, stop bossing me around im a grown man now, i want to become a doctor....... yes mom im sorry i wont shout at you again.... yes i will destroy the world
    No matter what happens, isn't it important to try?
    Bugenhagen, Final Fantasy VII

    No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy,
    I'll be your knight.

    Squall Lionheart (The promise),

    No cloud, no squall shall hinder us...
    Marcus, Final Fantasy IX

    This is it. This is your story. It all begins here...
    Auron, Final Fantasy X

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    cloud: "they should have bingo here at the golden saucer"

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    Aeris: I TOLED j00 I WUZ HARCOER!!!!!!!!!11

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    Vincent: If anyone calls me an emo one more time I swear to god I will kick your sorry ass back to midgar!!!
    Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?

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    Yuffie:heeeeey Tifa.
    Tifa: huh?
    Yuffie: i have a nice spot on the montain i'd like to take you to.
    *Yuffie caresses Tifa*
    Tifa:ewww, Yuffie. I'm not a lesbian!
    Yuffie:what about all those times you were hitting on me?
    Tifa: I wasn't hitting on u, i was hitting on Cloud. He's sooooo hot!
    Yuffie: Hmph. *thinks of killing Cloud*

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    Cloud: you know what, im tierd of having to fight Sephiroth, i quit, get someone else to cover for me like Squall or Tidus or something i cant take it anymore
    No matter what happens, isn't it important to try?
    Bugenhagen, Final Fantasy VII

    No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy,
    I'll be your knight.

    Squall Lionheart (The promise),

    No cloud, no squall shall hinder us...
    Marcus, Final Fantasy IX

    This is it. This is your story. It all begins here...
    Auron, Final Fantasy X

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    Barret: u know what would be really nice... SOME BROWN SUGAR ON THIS DAMN GAME!

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    Cloud: oh Sephiroth i do like your sword where did you get it from.
    Sephiroth: oh you do? thank you i got it from midgar it only cost me a few hundred thousand Gil, on sale, you know.
    Cloud: i defently have to get me one of them.
    Sephiroth: yes you defently should.
    Cloud: oh *%^@ i forgot, shall we fight now
    Sephiroth: oh my yes the fight i forgot all about it, yes let us fight now.
    No matter what happens, isn't it important to try?
    Bugenhagen, Final Fantasy VII

    No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy,
    I'll be your knight.

    Squall Lionheart (The promise),

    No cloud, no squall shall hinder us...
    Marcus, Final Fantasy IX

    This is it. This is your story. It all begins here...
    Auron, Final Fantasy X

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    Sepiroth: hey cloud! I surender!!
    Cloud; what the- Ok, i accept you surrender. but why??
    Sepiroth; Because I.... Because I.....
    Cloud; Hurry up!
    Sepiroth: BECAUSE I LOVE.... CAIT SITH!
    ok not that funny

    asdfghjkl;'

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    Cait Sith: Why does no one respect me? I'm a cat on a frikkin MOOGLE damn it! Everyone loves cats and moogles, so why does everyone hate ME???

    Tifa: Okay, the thing is...Moogles are cool, and so are cats...but when mixed together, it's just something you don't do...you know, it's like mixing sugar and salt, or Aeris and Cloud.

    Aeris: *Thinking* Oh you little b...

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    mukki: BOOBS!!!!

    Why do you imprison your saviour?

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    cloud: dont you think sephy has a nice ass?
    barrett: hell yeah! if he was walking dont a dark alley i wouldnt think twice about giving him some big barrett lovin!
    cloud: i think im gonna go now...*walks out with bum towards the walls*

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    Sephiroth: Why wont my hair stay down, it just bounces back

    Cloud: Vincent?
    Vincent: What?
    Cloud: I am gay!
    BANG

    Vincent: I'm gonna become a hippy!

    Cid: I am a hippo, I mean hippy

    Yuffie: Here Tifa, have some materia and go out with Cloud
    Tifa: Go to hell, I know a bribe when I see it. And Cloud can go to hell too.

    Tifa: I wish my boobs were smaller

    Cait Sith: I'm a hermaphrodite!

    Reno: Ooh, Rufus. You're so good in bed.

    Aeris: I have the power!

    Vincent: I can see my house from here!

    Can sins ever be forgiven?

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