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Subway Spokesman's Six Inches of Nintendo Hate
Jared Fogle blames NES and fatty foods for girth.
by Dan Dormer, 01/18/2006
Try this one on for size. The now 190lbs. Jared "I lost a lot of weight eating only two Subway subs a day and walking a bunch, and now serve as the company's spokesperson" Fogle, a man not half as famous as his tan, pleated pants recently outlined exactly why he reached 425 lbs., and it's not something gamers (or Nintendo fans) want to hear.
In a story by the Columbia Daily News, Jared revealed at a lecture at the University of Missouri-Columbia that he could trace his weight problems back to the source now, "the best birthday present of my life: a Nintendo." And with his new found love of 8-bit princesses, Jared discovered another new love in junk food.
"I usually had one hand on the controller and one in a bag of chips," said Jared. His parents, noticing the problem, tried to limit Jared's time playing videogames, but in his own words, "... I found ways to get around it." Though, his tale gets worse. Instead of going on the bike rides he told his parents he was embarking on, the young Fogle instead booked it to the nearest fast food joint and order the "fattiest meal possible with his allowance."
First Jack Thomspon... and now the huggable Jared Fogle? File this one under WTF, folks.